🔮 The Sports Witch

Professional Curse Removal Services for Dedicated Fans

Is Your Team Cursed?

Generational trauma. Playoff heartbreak. The same old story, year after year. You didn't come this far just to come this far. Let The Sports Witch break the hex that's been holding your team back.

Break the Curse — $9.99

Choose Your Curse Removal

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Playoff Choke Curse

First round exits. Blowing big leads. The big game always slips away. Time to clear that energy.

$9.99
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Referee Conspiracy Curse

Bad calls. Missed penalties. The zebras are out to get you. Restore cosmic officiating balance.

$9.99
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Injury Bug Curse

Star players on IR. The training room is crowded. Heal the team's aura and protect the roster.

$9.99

Generational Trauma Curse

Your parents suffered. You suffered. Your kids are starting to suffer. End the cycle now.

$9.99
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Rival Voodoo Curse

They always win. You always lose. The psychological edge is real. Flip the script.

$9.99

Comprehensive Cleansing

Multiple curses detected? Full franchise aura purification. The complete package.

$14.99

How It Works

1

Select Your Curse

Identify what's plaguing your franchise. Choose the curse that resonates.

2

Make Offering

Secure payment via Stripe. Your transaction helps maintain the sacred energy.

3

Receive Certificate

Instant digital certificate proving your curse has been professionally removed. Share it. Frame it. Believe in it.